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Tuesday is Election Day. Here are some pointers to keep in mind when heading to the polls:

• If your election official hooks you up to a machine via a needle in your arm, you are actually donating blood.
• If you are black and a resident of Florida, work out two or three alternate routes to your polling place to avoid police checkpoints.
• If you are a Flintstone, make sure to put the granite slab arrows-first into the dinosaur's mouth.
• Keep in mind that the name of every person who votes against George Bush is going to be read aloud on television the next time we're attacked by terrorists.